Courtney:
If there was a way to get rid of cellulite I would. Oh my gosh. I hate mine!
Me:
*ahem* Excuse me, but- Cellulite is caused by the way fat cells are arranged in the human female's skin, and no matter what size or weight your are, you still may have it. Cellulite isn't a medical condition/disease. It was first documented in a fashion magazine, then took off from there. And we all know how inaccurate magazines are. You're around one hundred and ten pounds. You have cellulite. Does that mean you're fat? No. There are Olympic athletes with cellulite, and they are some, if not thee, fittest people on the planet. Are they fat because they have cellulite? No.
Courtney:
I don't care. I hate the feel and the look of it. I feel gross. It makes me feel fat. I need to get rid of it. *disgusted noise*